AN ANCIENT AND TERRIBLE EVIL
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The History of the Anatis.
The Anatis originated in a distant galaxy, many millions of years ago (and are the original ancestors of ducks). They were not always malicous and warlike. They were once a peaceful cooperative race. Who's empire spanned several star systems in the Ursa Major galactic system. They lived in peace with all other species they had came across. Until their home planet was destroyed by the Cantel. After destroying the Anatis' home planet they enslaved all the Anatis populations on other planets.
After about 70 years of training and bio engineering the Anatis underground were ready to take on the might of the Cantel. It was a swift and brutal victory. Within 30 years the Anatis had control over all of their former colonial planets. Unfortunately for them the Cantel were far more powerful and numerous than they realised. The retalliation came swiftly. Many Anatis worlds were destroyed millions killed. Millions more managed to flee. They formed a huge underground army and left the galaxy. With the aim of creating an army large enough and viscious enough to take on the Cantel.
They figured the only way to do that was to conquer and enslave as many races, in as many star systems as possible. Then using the enslaved masses to build their terrible machines and their legions of evil genetically engineered ducks.
The duck invasion on our planet began some 6000 years ago, we are now in the final phase of stage 2 of the invasion process. This is the last chance we have to thwart the invasion. Once stage 3 begins there is no way to stop them. Our experts reckon we have 12-15 years maximum, left to stop them. It can be done I have seen it done before. Below I will outline the basics of each part of the Anatis invasion strategy. It is reccomended you read all of this before jumping to the getting involved section where we will outline what you can do to prevent the enslavement of the human race from this ancient and terrible evil.
Stage 1
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As previously mentioned the Anatis invasion comes in 3 stages and takes several thousand years. Also as previously mentioned the 1st stage began around 6000 years ago. When the forward scientific observation team (S.O.T) arrived on earth. The S.O.T search for young planets with signs life. When they find one they check for life forms with the potential to develop into a technologically capable species. In this case they discovered the ancestors of the Human race. They then populate regions of the planet with the ducks that we know and love. These birds are bred to be useful in the garden, lay plenty of eggs and be ridiculously tasty. If you ever got suspicious about just how tasty ducks actually are. Then you r suspicions were not misplaced. The idea of this is when early farmers dicover said ducks they very quickly begin to domesticate and farm these water fowl. In order to do so vast acres of countryside are turned into pnds and lakes. This brings us to stage 2.
Stage 2.
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Once our natural world is changed and starts getting close to enough lakes and ponds where once there was dry land. Then stage 2 begins, in stage 2 ordinary looking ducks with special abilities are introduced into the environment and farms. They come in 5 varieties
1. Spy ducks which are engineered to have hidden cameras and microphones as well as recording and broadcasting equipment. These are used to keep an eye on those who know about their invasion plans.
2. Ninja ducks, hese ducks are used to assassinate those who are in the know and when the time comes world leaders.
3. Exploding ducks, these are used to damage civil infrastructure.
4. Monster ducks, there are several varieties of monster ducks. All have massive razor sharp teeth.
5. Flavoured ducks, these are used as a distraction, as chefs and those who enjoy duck ponder over and enjoy the new flavours ducks suddenly come in
All 5 of these plus the common varieties of duck flock and swarm enemy combatants during battle. Making warfare against the Anatis armies much more difficult and confusing.
Stage 3.
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Stage 3 begins with the elimination of those in the know, world leaders and military officers by the Ninja ducks. The destruction of civil infrastructure by the exploding ducks. With the simultaeneous arrival of the first ships bringing the shock troops, the military scouts and the forward guard. Very few species have managed to defeat the Anatis when stage 3 of the invasion has begun. Once the major nations are brought to their knees the Duck overlords arrive to oversee the construction of the breeding factories. In these factories the conquered species is bred and genetically engineered to be more useful. Then specially bred workers begin work on creating their viscious machines of war and their even more viscious Duck soldiers. Once a large enough army has been assembled, the army is moved off to lay in wait near the next planet on the list. This entire process takes between 6000 and 8000 years.