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Breaking news, blue prints for duck tank discovered by canal in Swindon.

One of our supporters (who whishes to remain anonymous for their own safety) has given these blue prints from an illegal duck factory beside the Wilts and Berks canal. It seems the ducks are gearing up for invasion day already. He informed us that he was given them after a raid by secret GDCRN operatives on a building near the canal. All machinery within was sabotaged beyond repair and a keen eye is being kept out for the human collaborators involved. The nearby duck population put up a good fight defending the place, resulting in one of our operatives being killed and the poor folks of Swindon having duck for tea for the next 3 weeks.

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So could this mean our experts be wrong about us having 10-15 years. We asked Dr Hooss what he thought. "well, this is not unusual. It is not uncommon for ducks to find sympathisers amongst the indigenous species of a planet. By promising positions of power and wealth come invasion day. This can occur as much as 20 years from invasion day. So though it is a worry that the ducks have human agents helping them. As far as time till invasion day it is unlikely to change things.".

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