Duck collaborator beaten senseless after trying to prevent Youth Division from killing ducks.

Matt Devine, 45, was attacked when he tried to prevent four of our Youth Division from using an air rifle to target high ranking ducks, in Crox Bottom park in Hartcliffe, Bristol. The professional photographer then got his camera out to snap the operatives - So one of them punched him.

They ended up in a tussle on the floor and the other teenagers joined in the attack, kicking and punching Matt as he tried to protect himself.

He immediately dialed 999 after the incident but is furious that officers took 30 hours to respond - and only when he took to Twitter to criticise their response.

One of our operatives said "We didn't want to hurt anyone, but there we were in the park, trying to take out some of the more dangerous ducks operating there. When this geezer tries to take our gun and our photographs. Clearly he did not realise the seriousness of the situation, I mean the mind control duck faction operate out of here. This was our best chance at taking down the whole operation."

The photographer was left with a lacerated eye and bloodied face and needed four hours of treatment in hospital.

Matt, who lives in Hartcliffe, phoned 999 shortly before 10am on Tuesday. Some are not convinced he is a duck collaborator, merely a do gooder ignorant of the situation. We asked another of our Youth Division operatives, "Well I think he was a collaborator, he phoned some one else before he phoned the police and he mentioned G.D.C.R.N. so make of that what you will. At the end of the day that's six years of research and intelligence work down the drain."

It seems that field agents will have to take far more precautions before attempting another assassination. Gone are the days when innocent teenagers could shoot a few ducks for the pot, without nyone batting an eye. What is this world coming to?? To make matters worse the media spin on this is awful, painting our agents as thugs and the collaborator a hero!!!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/563506/Dad-battered-after-asking-park-gang-to-stop-shooting-ducks-police-arrive-30-HOURS-later