Head spy duck released back into wild after failed assassination attempt.

After the failed assassination attempt on the spy duck chief with a crossbow in Weymouth, the Duck collaboration force known as Weymouth Wildlife Rescue took him to a nature reserve. There they removed the bolt and treated him for his injuries. At first we were not sure if this outfit was just a bunch of naive but well meaning animal welfare activists. After much investigation we found many linlks between Weymouth Wildlife Rescue and know duck agents.

The duck was then taken to the known duck collaborators at Piddle Valley Vets for treatment. Not only did these fowl and evil collaborators treat this spy for free. They have offered the cost of the treatment of £211 as a reward, to anyone who grasses on our operatives. The spy was released back into the wild sometime yesterday afternoon. We are offering an equal reward to anyone who can let us know where he was released. Or alternatively £1000 for anyone who sends us his head.