Cutting through the scepticism

One of the many difficulties we encounter here at the GDCRN, is outright scepticism. One of the main points people are sceptical about is the use of flocks of ducks to cause confusion by divebombing defensive forces. The sceptic will say things like, the contstant gunfire and battle sounds will scare the ducks away. They will point to evidence showing ducks to be afraid of gunfire. Or they will ask how do they know which side to attack? Well here is how it works, the ducks we have come to know on planet earth are genetically programmed to attack anything that a laser light falls upon. Now given that laser beams and laser sights on blast weapons form the bulk of weaponry amongst the advance guard. The ducks will have no trouble in identifying and attacking the correct soldiers without any fear. Here is the video evidence to prove it.