This is the most serious threat to our existence.

Once you know about the great duck conspiracy, you are in danger of assassination. These assassins are capable of morphing into the form of an ordinary duck. How ever in order to fire the poisonous darts in their chin flap, they must morph back to their true form. This is when they are vulnerable. If you see a duck morphing do not hesitate, YOU MUST KILL IT IMMEDIATELY!!!